The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

***SPOILER FREE*** Cabin in the woods is a fantastic and insightful commentary on the horror genre as a whole. Full of quite a few good laughs, scares, and one love of my life (out of many): Fran Kranz (Topher of Dollhouse and so much more). Go see it now, before someone ruins it for you. I can say literally no more. Even though I really really want to. Rating:My first five heart movie and I can't even give you commentary. But it's absolutely worth every hea...

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Stay Alive (2006)

So I was sifting through Netflix's horror selection the other day and suddenly remembered a flash of a horror flick I'd seen in the 2000s with my biffle. All that happened was a flash of random details: roses, a road, a carriage, ...and a video game? After some quick googling I found a likely title, watched the trailer and was carried back into the past (the past, the past, the past). I can't recall exactly what drove me to it, but I definitely saw Stay Alive in theaters back in 2006. And let me just tell you, it's literally the least memorable movie I can actually remember having seen. If it weren't for that flash of memory, I would have gone...

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